“The Tesla true believers are as convinced that level 5 autonomy is just around the corner as the Qanon kooks are about The Storm.” 🤣 daringfireball.net/linked/2021/03…

Speaking of Bitcoin, I really love the cross-over episode with Tesla: We need to get the world to electric cars, to avoid climate catastrophe! Also, we accept payment using the most ecologically harmful method ever deviced. This is consistent! Let's go to Mars!! 🚀

When you sell your cars as having autopilot, inevitably someone is going to take you at face value, and then they're going to die. tmz.com/2021/04/19/tes…

Next Tesla product: The Flying Carpet. It's a beautiful red carpet that comes with some indecipherable legalease about "not actually being a flying carpet", but also, IT'S A FLYING CARPET, and probably 10x safer than all other carpets that claim this. Brave pioneers would fly it!

Can’t wait for Tesla apologists to spin this one. twitter.com/davidshepardso…